one time i fell asleep with a half eaten bag of chips on my chest and while i was napping one of my cats jumped up on me and chewed up the bag and sent the chips flying everywhere and a bit later i woke up completely covered in shredded bag and chip pieces and the last thing i remembered i had started eating some tasty chips so for a short while i was convinced i had blacked out and gone into some sort of uncontrollable chip frenzy
Pretty Hurts was originally written for Katy Perry lmao can u imagine
This is actually true. Sia wrote the song and e-mailed it to Katy Perry but she never read her e-mails. So she sent it to Rihanna, who didn’t pay the fee to keep the song. Finally when she sent the song to Beyoncé, she immediately took it.
When Katy Perry heard the song, she asked why Sia hadn’t sent it to her first… Sia replied: Check your e-mail.
The fact that The Blood of Olympus is already printed and completely finished makes me so nervous and anxious and sad and excited and I just can’t believe it’s technically all already over.
i only have two speed settings for blogging: “makes you wonder if theyre even still active” or “your entire dash is nothing but me”